Programmer Humor

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

Wake me up when Septempril ends

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

j'october

Managust, the manliest of months.

I use febr a rch btw

Jocktober

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

Decay is my favourite month

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

at least no bot will solve this

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

I was born in _arch, btw.

I love the month of Jay

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

Febroctobus

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

Best CAPTCHA ever!

      y  
   a  
m  

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.