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[–] socrates@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

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[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Febranber. Those who know, remember.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Best CAPTCHA ever!

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago
[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

[–] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".

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[–] zlatko@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

It's 12, looks good to me.

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[–] teft@piefed.world 11 points 1 day ago

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

God, always. Nothing about our current calendar is working for me.

[–] k2r@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Napoleon intensifies

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 1 day ago

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

This is a repost from last japril.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Septoctougust

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

deculyugust

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

septuneuary

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

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