Riker doesn't even write any numbers down in his little black book.
Risa
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
Just draws little trombones whenever he's pretending to write them down.
Coerces a guy into sex and then expects him to want to call her back smh...
Have you ever been part of a deep cover recon mission on an alien planet?
What’s your favorite flavor of gagh?
Have you noticed what a big deal tailors are these days?
Do you sometimes like to roll around on the grass of Rubicun III?
Eat any good books lately?
Have you ever thought what it’s like to turn into a salamander?
Do you think, in another life we could have been friends?
Okay, that last one will always hit hard. They had to kill Romulan Sarek so we could have Vulcan Sarek.
Riker: I did what I needed to do! I had to escape, after all. You'd have done the same.
Troi: See this shit is why we broke up.