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who needs vroom vroom when doggie go zoom zoom?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Rich guys sells rich thing to do nice thing (and is likely still rich, because who the hell buys a Ferrari in the first place?) but it's a net win for dogs.

"I may have to use my regular car now, but I did it for the dogs. Are you watching from above, Jesus?"

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sold my Ferrari now I have to drive my Bentley.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

you poor man, here have some dogs

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not crying, you're crying

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I'm literally taking a shit rn.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's usually when I do my crying anyway

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need more fibers and water.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They didn’t say they had issues taking a shit, just that they usually do their crying while they shit. They may have perfectly fine bowl movements, and the crying and shitting may not necessarily be directly related to each other.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

perfectly fine bowl movements

Like these?

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Dammit, haven’t even looked at the TikTok and already see the typo.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it’s either too much or not enough fiber, bet my life on it

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Can't be too much since it doesn't just add mass but also softens. If you get enough fiber (and water), you're not gonna be constipated due to your diet.

Sincerely, have been eating a shitload of cabbage recently, pun intended 😁

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What does this community name mean

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

Literally nothing. It's even in the rules that posts

  1. Don't need to involve white people
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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Reddit had black people Twitter and white people Twitter. This is everyone Twitter.

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but how did he get said Ferrari?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Dogmeat charcuterie sales.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Wait, not like that!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Someone ever tries to ~~kill~~ save you, you try to ~~kill~~ save 'em right back!