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If that wasn’t a sticker or decal, then someone spent quite a bit of time drawing jc on the wall of a bathroom stall. Just pointing that out.

At 2 micrometers, it’s going to evaporate too fast for there to be a ~~puddle~~ thin film of water.

It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.

More deranged far right media tossing smoke grenades at and setting off fireworks in the faces of already deranged right-wingers, calling it WWIII. Earth keeps turning, sun keeps burning.

[hands mouse a slotted screwdriver] have fun with that dragon’s tail, little dude

Wise move. Yep, I got one of those mega packs of tp around April of ‘21, still have entire rolls left. That pack cost ~ $13.

Also, my deepest condolences regarding your girlfriend. Not all can, or will, accept a better way when shown one.

Based on what you’re telling me, you should continue to follow your current hygiene practices and disregard the use of bidets altogether.

Okay, yep, I pulled up the list summarizing their experiments, and saw this listed there. We’re on the same page, then.

Fiber is fantastic for emptying the bowels, but doesn’t obviate the need for toilet hygiene.

Also I’m pretty sure OOP meant scooping (or rather scraping) the shit from between the ass cheeks, not plowing into the farthest reaches of the bowels using an excavator. I could be wrong, though.

Is it where they demonstrate that the toilet seat may be the cleanest surface in the house?

Because a lot of fear, outright ignorance, misconceptions, and other internalized beliefs.

In some cases people talk about “shit water running down my legs!”, so I don’t think they can visualize the water falling down into the bowl, and leaning a bit to one side to wipe dry. Or (possibly? idk) they think you stand up to use the bidet.

Another one is fear of the spray spreading bacteria around, or the like.

Then there is that the admittedly low bar for entry of installing the bidets is enough friction to not deviate from scraping-based insanity.

Effectively, yes, if you cover your hand with the rag. I’ve mostly seen people hold the rag in their hand, using it in the same manner one uses a broom to sweep the floor.