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Guys: I want a goth girl with big boobs

Also guys: ew goth. GAY!

been low key wanting to do Egyptian pharaoh shit for years but I work blue collar in hick country and don't dare until I can move out of the states

The Danes, thanks to their habit to comb their hair every day, to bathe every Saturday, to change their garments often, and set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters even of the nobles to be their concubines.”

Nike dudes even starting to get the monk haircut.

I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

Ohhh, that's the reason why The Sandman always looked so tired and kinda damp all the time... He was nearly drowning. 🤌🏼

("Second verse...")

It's not gay, I'm just not goth. Also you can get quite far by not being a twat and knowing when to roll your sleeves up.

I mean, it maybe wasn't gay, but was definitely a reference to something hellish, depraved, opposed to common morality, weak, like that.

Because back then it clearly meant protest against authority, against hierarchy, against stereotypic masculinity, against war, against evil covered by normalcy.

In some sense it's an intentional show of vulnerability, that look.

And I'd take that over Kipelov in Russia every day, that moron who doesn't fucking understand what rock music is.

Early 00s were a great time. I rocked those painted nails and eyeliner 🤘 along with the baggy jeans, chains and spikes

Nowadays all I dress in is luminous shorts and anxiety 🤘

What about blue jeans and solid colour tshirts with no logos like a cartoon character

I do that but I only get 1 (one) pussy. It's my wife's, so it's plenty for me.

I don’t know if I’ve got a big enough sample size, but the only guys I know who wear black nail polish are creepy Marilyn Manson types who mainly get laid with girls they met in their therapist’s waiting room

Then all you need is a weird, feathery top hat and you'll be just like that pickup artist guy on MTV.

Internalized homophobia is a hell of a thing to overcome. Some guys think those things are gay because that's what they were told by figures of authority.

Source: was raised as one of those guys.

I’m too old, out of shape, bald, and too much gray hair to pull off goth. Though somewhere out in the universe is a photo of an 18-yo me dressed as Frank from RHPS. Make-up, died hair, fishnets… the whole nine.

Men at some point decided to abandon style, and the result has been rather tedious. BRING BACK STYLE, EVEN BOMBASTIC STYLE

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LITTLE I CARE ABOUT PUSSY THOUGH