That makes me think about what soundtrack my life would have... Linkin Park would have to be a top choice. Constantly reinventing myself every few years, but never not filled with angst. I would probably say "Numb" would be the title of my movie, assuming we focused on my 20s.

€9.5? For that? I'm so glad I don't fly.

Use Winiary Majonez like a true Slav, and stay Cheeki Breeki!

I've always told people to sound momentarily disgusted whenever your see it.

Köln becomes K-errrh-ln, for example

It's also really hard for me to switch between languages at the minute because both my English and German keyboards are active on my phone so as soon as I spell Köln correctly, my keyboard thinks "oh scheiße, es ist Zeit für Deutsch!"

A million dollars, a million dollars, a million dollars...

... I'm waiting!

If they weren't referred to in an objective manner, maybe it could have worked.

But the fact it's about buying oil in general makes this an L

Wouldn't make a dent in his wealth even if they did, sadly.

Fighting the Frizzies at 11

I love cars, but even I'm getting to a point where it's just "generic SUV", "generic hybrid crossover", "holy fuck BMWs are ugly now".

Petrol heads here in the UK 👍

I'd consider myself one, but I'm always skeptical when I meet others because I know my opinions are not aligned with what people generally consider a petrol head.

I feel the term can have negative connotations because whilst some may think of the kind of people who have their own little project car which they keep in their garage or put on a trailer and take to events or track days, others will instantly think of those asshole teenagers with their riced up compact cars who tear around the streets without insurance.

Me: not smart enough to understand

Brain: Quick! Say something to sound like you fit in!

Me: uh ... I just did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs!

With such classics as:

Walking man! wAaAaLkKiNg mAAAAAaan!

Slams mini bike on desk - I'VE DONE A MISCHIEF!

Raises banana - crowd goes wild

"I'm looking straight down the fucking aisle, aren't I?"

and not forgetting:

Manic laughter over the sound of running water