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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

I did 97 meth deals ($45 each).

That's $4365 in passive income.

I don't even have any meth and just gave them sugar crystals.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 209 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Yeah, that's straight up fraud btw

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

if they had had an apartment to rent out it would've been totally OK and not fraud and a very normal thing to expect a landlord to do though 😅

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No I'm pretty sure that's the guy that loves cocain and wants to fuck his mother

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, you're thinking of pioneering psychologist Sigmund Freud.

Fraud is when a rope begins to break one stand at a time

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (14 children)

No, that’s frayed. Fraud is an amphibian known for hopping.

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[–] peregrin5@piefed.social 39 points 1 week ago

i sue landlords for fraud. passive income.

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 148 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I have passive income" is literally just "I run online scams".

This is no different from people in places like india doing phone call scams.

Yes that would be the joke.

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[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Application fees? For renting? Man America is cooked.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Don't forget the downpayment and the security deposit and first and last months rent. Oh and if you break the lease you have to pay 4 months rent or the remainder of the rental period, whichever is higher

[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Don't forget that your landlord forces you to pay through a 3rd party company that charges a "convenience" fee of ~3% so your $600 rent is actually $620.

Ask me how I know.

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmaooo Dudes, US people have no business making fun of communist if they do things like this. What do you mean you pay for an application for rent a space to living for????

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 62 points 1 week ago (24 children)

We also sometimes have to pay "pet rent", and no this does not cover pet damages.

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