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[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Convince yourself you're "totally straight" while sucking another guy's cock with this one weird trick

[–] SuperSoftAbby@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Let me tell you about my straight exhusband and his totally not gay guy friend that he would give and get BJs from. It was 100% platonic.

Why does the gay bar have so many hot girls with rock hard abs and well manicured beards

[–] Canadian_dalek@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

New HRT just dropped

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Same, though I'm pansexual so you can leave off those last three words

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL that sucking dick is a woman

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women can have dicks to be sucked.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I just meant that sucking dick makes my dick hard and, therefore, is a woman. QED (queer erotic demonstrandum)

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

I'm an "i don't care, looks female enough" kind of guy.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not straight, or a guy, but yes

[–] F0l11k@feddit.cl 6 points 1 year ago

Love your username lol

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've got a nonbinary friend who presents somewhat feminine, and they always say that anyone who finds them attractive is gay by default. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm not totally straight

[–] crystal@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't finding an nb person attractive be hetero attraction? Since they're of a different gender?

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it depends how you define it, i feel like most people define hetero as being exclusively attracted to people of the opposite sex than you

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're using the (Greek-derived) scientific definition of "hetero" (i.e. different) vs "homo" (i.e. same). By those definitions, any cisgender + non-binary pairing would technically be heterosexual.

[–] cnnrduncan@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I define myself as heterosexual cos I'm not attracted to people of the same gender as me. I'm not non-binary so being attracted to/sleeping with an enby person is not gay, at least according to how I define my own sexuality.

[–] glizzychief@lemmy.fmhy.ml 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Andiloor@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I'm a gay guy so I'll answer this from that perspective: moreso men? I'm attracted to guys along with the occasional non-binary person or very butch lesbian (i.e. my attraction to them felt identical to how I'm attracted to men). Sometimes I'm attracted to a masc guy, sometimes it's a fem guy. Sometimes it's neither. I've been into every body type except bears (though including cubs).

Basically: if my social perception of you is that of a man despite your own gender identity, then I might be attracted to you. I apologize if my horniness assumes your gender

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like boobs and pussy

That's the definition of "straight guy" right?

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Boobs + Pussy = Bussy right?... Right??

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not if you're a woman. Or if the boobs/pussy belong to a dude

[–] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

I always figured straight or gay is related to sex, not gender. So a pre-transition trans man or a post-transition trans woman would count

[–] Skellybones@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Old reliable

[–] freecandy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Doesn't matter, I'm aiming for the bum.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 year ago
[–] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] redditcuntsz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Tits and a vag to shove my dick in. Christ this is cringe.

[–] Ath47@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Both, and only both. Never just one or the other.

[–] mrpants@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Romantically and sexually? Women. Aesthetically/interpersonally? Both.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Women, unquestionably.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Woman. I wouldn't go as far as to say manly, but definitely not femininity.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

If only I'd knew the answer to that.

[–] Skellybones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Skellybones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bi but it's a lie

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No that would be pansexual (me)

[–] Pixelologist@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bad bitches is the only thing that I like 🤷

[–] AnarchoYeasty@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

My ex really loved that song and thought it was so deep. She'd say shit like "I just love how he doesn't have a type you know? Like if your bad it doesn't matter" but I was just confused because a bad bitch is a type. And it wasn't her.

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