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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police (local12.com)

submitted 6 days ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I would be a very impartial juror if I were on this case

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The driver who killed the chicken is a shit stain and she will eventually kill someone. Imagine if that a child, elderly person or someone on a wheelchair.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Is this it? Is this the answer?

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Yesterday while driving, I hit two different birds in the span of about 15 minutes. I was going under the limit both times and definitely wouldn’t try to hit them. The second one looked like it was going to miss me before it turned and went straight at the windshield. Real tucker and dale moment for me.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Aww. That poor chicken.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

See you on the Other Side.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hmmmm... Suspicious amount of people caring about chickens in these comments

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[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Clearly didn't play Zelda

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I'm getting strong Marta vibes from arrested development with this one

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