this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computer: "Counselor Troi has been notified."

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Captain, the ship's computer shows that replicator comfort meals are up a whopping %4000. I think you should reconsider your "always on red alert" crew readyness policy.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago

Boimler time FTFY

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On the one hand: no matter what you replicate it's ethical, nutritious, and good for you. There are literally no bad choices for your body.

On the other: you have access to a bottomless culinary database that spans innumerable diets, cultures, broad swaths of history... and you order Chef Boyardee's finest with a few saltines. I think it's time to talk to the ship's counselor, because nobody should be eating struggle meals in a post-scarcity society.

[–] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Struggle meals have a charm, honestly. Its simple, if I had billions of dollars I'd still eat it.

[–] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner!"

"But we would eat Kraft dinner."

"Of course we would! We'd just eat more!"

And buy really expensive ketchups with it. Dijon ketchups.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

With all of the fanciest ketchups!

Fuck yes I am. Hostess cupcakes for dessert.

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what if I want to eat trash food that's bad for my body to punish myself for having the audacity to continue to exist?

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computer: That option does not exist in the replicator database. Please seek medical attention if you are contemplating self-harm.

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fine, fine. Guess I'll just go lick the warp core!

[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The apostrophe is not needed. Nothing belongs to the spaghettios.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The Spaghettios cannot be trusted with belongings. They know what they did.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

That's why they look like zeroes to reflect this fact.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh you are so wrong, my friend. The Spaghetti-Os possess many things. Some of them even spiritual.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The Spaghettio guy is a person, and they deserve our respect.

[–] gatton@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Banana. Hot. Banana. Hot.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Luke warm is for Star Wars fans.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The saltines are a nice touch.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who are they putting on airs for? Speghettios needs no accompaniment.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I have it admit, It's actually a bit unnerving to see someone put effort into spaghettios.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do these taste like metal to anyone else?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Only if you eat then out of a can like a monster! But yeah sometimes they also taste like metal. It goes well with barely expired managers special milk, though.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Can imagine my ex asking "Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature".

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ensign, you are relieved of duty and are to report to the Counselor immediately for mental evaluation.

[–] mscyanide@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Needs potato chips.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Hmm, tastes like tauntaun.

[–] rothaine@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Saltines, eh? I may need to try that sometime...