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[-] Stamets@startrek.website 72 points 10 months ago

I would happily die alone, thank you very much.

[-] willya@lemmyf.uk 33 points 10 months ago

So you’re going to commit a murder.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 38 points 10 months ago

How the fuck do you know that

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We know, Stams. We've been watching you.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago

Let me fuck my squidboy in peace

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Cthulhu: what are you doing step insignificant human?

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Uwu tentacle daddy

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

I'm just betting on Dhalsim spontaneously combusting.

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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Just use some plastic cover on the furnitures.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

"the only winning move is not to play". —WOPR

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: The WOPR was an empty fridge box decorated with Christmas lights. I got to see it on set as a wee tot. My dad did all the computer graphics for Wargames.

Also another fun fact: the original prop for the WOPR still exists! It was sold at auction a couple years ago.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Amber, but I'm gonna turn the tables and shit in her bed first.

[-] TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you. That's her kink.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 20 points 10 months ago

I'm not certain who either of these people are.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

I'm jealous of you

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp's ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she's upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith's wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn't trust her alone with your kids friends.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying "Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy's pillow!"

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Amber Heard: Johnny Depp's ex-wife. There was a highly popularized court case recently where it was revealed that she was highly abusive toward Depp, both physically and mentally. In one case, she threw a wine bottle at him, resulting in one of Depp's fingers being smashed apart. He had to go to the hospital to get it repaired. After the divorce, she would claim (and still claims) that Depp was the abusive one in the relationship.

Jada Pinkett Smith: Will Smith's wife. People have been picking apart the relationship recently and have realized that Jada does not love Will Smith. In fact, it seems that Jada is doing everything in her power to humiliate Will. She has admitted, without any remorse or shame, that she has cheated on Will with her son's friend. And in interviews, she would constantly speak badly of Will. Despite this, Will appears unwilling to let Jada go, and appears to still love her

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Your should consider yourself lucky, but I'll do you the disfavour of explaining that Heard is Johnny Depp's ex who was clearly highlighted as a horrid, horrid person in a recent trial, while Smith is Will Smith's ex, who cheated on him with their son's friend and who also seems pretty horrid.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Jada isn't Will's ex though, they're still married, she just acts like they aren't

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you think Amber is a 10/10 you got some issues. Or you just really love having someone shit on your pillow

edit: the number of heard simps in this thread is disgusting

[-] glimpseintotheshit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

They're talking about looks, obviously...

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[-] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Double murder suicide ftw

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is there a pre nup? How long do I have to stay married?

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Heard is hot so duh

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 10 months ago

Lazy meme. It can be anyone, anytime and any form of marriage.

[-] Greggo@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Heard the turd I guess.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

She's not even close to a 10/10. In that picture, I wouldn't give her a 7/10.

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