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[-] MooseBoys@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

No one makes christmas lists that are short like Gaston!

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Suck an egg!

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

What, you egg?

Stabs him

[-] Demonicwolf227@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

All I want for Christmas is a carton of eggs.

[-] Nima@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas.

[-] malloc@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

This is what happens when you downsize the team responsible for auto generating these responses

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Fuck you, Google. I wanted two cartons.

[-] FQQD@feddit.de 16 points 10 months ago

Just click both autoreply suggestions at the same time.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Do you think I'm made of mice?!

[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

This is the plot synopsis of my sci-fi screenplay

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

you could reply twice

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

AI is tryna tell you something. Go all in on eggs and hodl

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

It predicted they will get super expensive 🫰.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Louisoix@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

For a second I thought "love, mom" was a reply. Things are not as bad as they could have been!

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