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"Why?" "It can be exchanged for goods and services." (startrek.website)
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[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had that exact shit happen to me. Got to a underwater treasure filled with a dragon's horde. And long story short, we get attacked, go back to the surface, hurricane we havent saw before right on us, and the onky things we kept was that IF you managed a save you kept 1 fucking item. Nevermind me saying to the DM : I put as many rings and necklaces and bracers on me as I can.

If you are going to give your party the allures of a big treasure and they beat your protections, you fucking better not pussy out and let them keep it all.

[–] GoodbyeBlueMonday@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? Would be easy enough for a DM to just improvise if they don't want the players using everything. Big ticket items have inscriptions that terrify anyone they try to sell it to, which is itself a plot hook. Maybe it's all cursed. Or they get arrested by the local authorities on suspicion of trafficking in stolen goods. Or even just have another adventuring party steal it from them somehow.

Depends on the abilities of the party, but snatching away their spoils after they get away sounds even more fun than not letting them take it in the first place.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about this. If youre gonna give them the option to get that loot, dont take it away. Taking away loot you gave your players is the same shit as having a cool weapon in a videogame and never giving ammo for it. Assume what you give your players for fun and up the challenge instead of taking away fun

[–] GoodbyeBlueMonday@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I'm all for it! Balancing by buffing rather than nerfing seems to be best, in most cases.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When we played Waterdeep Dragonheist I let my party keep 10% of the embezzlement money when they reported it to the city watch. That's 50 000 good pieces. Didn't derail the following campaign at all. DMs should stop being scared to give out some fat loot occasionally when appropriate.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anytime the DM lets me get a lot of money I try to spend most of it on bling. Or at least not minmax too much with it

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

Why not both ?

[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think the big problem is if you give the players too much money, then they have all the money they'd ever want, and it's harder to reward them with money in the future. Of course, if you don't reward them with money now, that just means you get that problem earlier.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I think the bigger problem is when you dangle a hoard in front of them and then make some bad excuse for why they can't get it. That's a bigger disappointment imo.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I encourage them to buy castles and land.

Free plothooks and reasonable things for the players to sink gold into.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

If you play 5e, I would encourage you to check out the most recent UA play test with bastions.

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Please be my DM

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Adventuring is costly, make them blow all that hard earned loot on heals and buffs and a trip to the tavern where they have too much to drink and mugged.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

If you give them things to buy with that money it can be fun. You can also have an ingame reason for that money. Like having a dragon threaten a kingdom for a humangus sum of money and it becomes an objective. The fun thing about it is, what happens if they keep some of it ? A lot of it ? Just bail and leave the kingdom to rot ?

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 19 points 1 year ago

In Skies of Arcadia, you find the treasure trove of a legendary pirate that contains only a copper coin and a note saying "the real treasure is the friendship that led you here". The heroes are naturally upset that they're still broke. Luckily, it turns out the copper coin is recognisable as belonging to the legendary pirate, so it's worth a significant sum by itself.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My campaign economy cannot sustain an influx of funds, do you realize what an economic catastrophe that would be? I'm doing you the favor, I am controlling loot inflation!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"You find 100,000 gp"

"Oh!"

"You can now afford a loaf of bread"

"Oh."

[–] Milksteaks@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

I remember I was playing curse of strahd and the dm had the travel rations cost like 80gold apiece. We argued and haggled to no avail. So we started butchering everything we saw, didnt matters what it was or what race it got butchered.

When werewolves die they turn back into their human form so we started knocking them out and butchering them while they were still alive, just to get some food and to avoid being seen as cannibals

[–] quaddo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"But the loaf of bread has incredible healing properties"

"Oh!"

"Except when it's moldy, at which point it's a mild poison. And it's a bit moldy."

"Oh."

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

Riiiiight. So how about these dragon hordes ? Are dragons just F. A. Hayek's representation in dnd ? Saving the economy from disaster ?

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

leave the dwarf in there. he can dig himself out, and doesn't suffer full encumbrance even carrying the entire dragon hoard single-handedly.

[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Hey cool a meme format inspired by the guys from Buzzfeed Unsolved, great show

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the Sierra Madre trick.

But getting to it. That's not the hard part. It's letting go.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

“I stash all 37 gold bars in my bag of holding. I then drink my potion of invisibility to sneak by the laser gate when Father Elijah passes through”