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fly, you fool! (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 86 points 10 months ago

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

[-] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I'm just standing there with my thumb up my ass

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

I don't know about your local customs, but where I come from, it's actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

[-] acow@programming.dev 37 points 10 months ago

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

You must gather your party before venturing forth!

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago

(Me coming back with the wrong onions)

FOOL OF A TOOK!

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I'm not the smartest person.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

[-] Manmikey@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Child hood trauma resurfacing....

Little me using all my text adventure skills....

/West

/South

/West

/West

"You enter the vegetable isle"

/Look

"You see carrots potatoes and cabbage"

/Search onions

"Sorry I don't know [onions]"

😰

"You hear a loud voice shouting"

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

/Search onion

"You have found onion"

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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