Guy: WHY. WON’T. YOU. CUM!?
Lizzie Cundy: NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO SEXUAL STIMULATION. YOU CAN’T PLEASURE ME, JACK!
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I'm both extremely curious and extremely disinterested in learning more. I feel like if I learn about upgrading my vajeen I might obsess over it and my current one works fine.
Plus if you ever enter a horror movie scenario the squeaks would give you away.
Like wet running shoes on a freshly waxed floor.
It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All's I'm saying is that we have the technology.
WD-40 has a new use
I honestly didn't think I would ever read those words in that particular order
!brandnewsentence@lemmy.world?
So, like, the left lip is a new basketball shoe, and the right one is a freshly waxed basketball court? That kind of squeak?
Does it leave a black mark in her panties when she walks?
If it does, can you wiggle the bottom of another shoe/vagina against the underwear to remove the mark?
Hi, is this fleshlight still available?
Actually why….
Cuz the babies kept falling out, obviously
That would surely have to cause some unwanted chaffing right?
Gross