this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Janeway would have flushed that guy right out the airlock and then suggested the Doctor expand his life experiences by coming up with a song with the country singer.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

She wouldn’t have wasted all that recycled protein, she’s got a crew to coffee’s.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Walks up to a replicator. "The rich. Medium well."

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ew, gross.

Medium rare, at most.

[–] Veraxus@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are thinking of beef. The Rich are full of bacteria and parasites and should be thoroughly cooked before consuming.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Ohhhhh, are they like potatoes?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

They're kinda gamey. It's a tough choice.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's disgusting. Nothing more than medium rare, otherwise why bother

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*Consuming raw or undercooked the rich may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Risk/reward is acceptable

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I've always fucking loved that moment when he calls out the romulans and Picard is like 'yeah true.'

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"There's coffee in the rich..."

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"Set phasers to 'Roast'"

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Toss his ass into the replicator recycling bin.