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[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 96 points 10 months ago

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

[-] Geek_King@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

BANNED FROM COMMUNITY

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

hmmm, like a tea bag

[-] plague_sapiens@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...

[-] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 10 months ago

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

@gamermanh

The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^

to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 10 months ago

Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

It's just a breakfast idea

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago

Wife material.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago
[-] Dieal@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

It's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

For a silly walk

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago
[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago
[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Abolish jail except for her.

Not horny jail, regular jail.

[-] Spider89@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] pickman_model@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

Or a jar with rainbow dash in it

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

I support her kinks.

[-] Nanomerce@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

would rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste

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