this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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[–] Doug@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He never saw the propaganda film!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m a Linux user. I prefer compiling my own sexbot.

[–] Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Game recognizes game my dude.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

A: He'll tell you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We don't actually know what the robots were like before Mudd found them. They might have been even more debauched.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe this Mudd fellow is just misunderstood!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

His glorious mustache is misunderstood. They wouldn't let him have it on Discovery.

The paragon of virtue of course!

But you should let me know where the lecherous ones are, just so I know where to avoid.

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

Paragon of virtue. A paragon of virtue would necessarily be gay accepting and have a decent grasp of what's good in gay sex, while Harry Mudd is a very heterosexual man and would be bad at programming a gay sexbot. Mudd's sexbots would probably misgender me because they're programmed for men.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

No, the best he keeps back in storage for his more exclusive clientele.

[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Alternative theory: Sexbots will take care of the sexual needs of gross incels without the possibility of procreation, killing off the alt right in a single generation.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i didn't read the whole thing and thought this was a meme about humans being sold at the store 💀

Oh god, no. Lol

Although if that were possible, Mudd would be the store owner.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've been begging for sex robots for years now. I've been to conferences where scientists were able to film protein conformations using cryoEM, and I saw another scientist genetically modify E Coli to produce a rare natural product in abundant quantities. So where the fuck are my sex robots?