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[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok hear me out:

Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not gonna kink shame but...

I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.

That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.

Gentile with the genitals please.

But uh... you do you bud.

[–] ShartyWaffles@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

At least not with that attitude

[–] ikantolol@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I'll build the stair out of penises!

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing anal masturbation exists...

[–] BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Why not, it's fun to play with 🤷.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.

Although apparently all amputees go to hell

[–] artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heaven is full of boring people anyway

[–] Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂

[–] Piatun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"

that makes exhibitionists hornier

[–] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

The reaper hates this one simple trick!

Immortality go brrrr

[–] BasicWhiteGirl@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PupBiru@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i… read fistfest

both work, and now i also have a good option for my gender and sexuality

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i… read fistfest

🤜🤜🤜 🥳

[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

But what about my mouth?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Heaven can wait

[–] xc2215x@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Made me laugh.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why not just take the elevator?

Edit: maybe not this one. Too much gore!

Reminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.

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