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[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If snails did have tears with salt in them, the salt would already be in their body, meaning he'd already be dead.

[–] PeachMan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Yes, and lions and dinosaurs can't talk, but this is a community where we post silly comic strips so maybe chill out with the fact-checking my dude?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

He does look dead inside.

[–] Grippler@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

IDK...you have some pretty strong hydrochloric acid in your stomach that's not dissolving you, but im pretty sure it would melt you if i dipped you in a vat of it.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grim. Have a great day, and may you stub your toe on a roomba.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I would wish OP to step on a Lego, or even better, a British main plug.

[–] Setarkus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

What has the poor roomba done to deserve such a fate?!

[–] quixoticWoodpecker@mander.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Slugs do not work that way! Good night!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, you're Mirror Stamets?

Does that mean you need the fancy eye drops?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only if I'm in the Prime Universe. Everything is naturally darker in the mirror universe.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Is it basically pitch black there these days, then?

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Windmills do though news anchor fake laugh

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Despite being believed by many slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A comma makes this two very different sentences.

Despite being believed by many, slugs smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying

Or

Despite being believed by many slugs, smiling doesn't actually prevent you from crying

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Slugs smiling would absolutely prevent me from crying. (At least from sadness, it might be so beauriful I cry because of that though)

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I'm getting major Spuds Macenzie vibes here. Alternate backstory?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Good morning to you, too.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Good old Sam