Well done by ChatGPT
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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It's legit not bad. I'm pretty sure I read green texts worse than this.
Decent. Not as good as the bottomless pit guy, though
What's that?
write me a 4chan greentext
be me
bottomless pit supervisor
in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless
occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless
one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless
the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit
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ask my boss what to do
he says "just make it bottomless again"
i say "how"
he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"
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quit my job
become a regular pit supervisor
first day on the job, go to the new hole
its bottomless
That greentext has singlehandedly stopped me from fully hating AI, it still makes me crack a smile to this day.
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Hey, you posted an article about me!!
As long as it's a small amount of cheese, you can salvage the situation (having learned your lesson not to toast sandwiches in the toaster). Make sure the room is well-ventilated and you don't do this directly under a smoke detector: turn the toaster on for a couple of seconds at a time so the cheese that's stuck burns a bit, waiting until it stops smoking and then repeating so that it never catches fire or starts smoking out of control, until eventually the toaster can run without smoking.
Or ask your parent/legal guardian if you’re finally old enough to use the stove like a big kid.
Gonna take like 30 minutes to melt the cheese on a decent grilled cheese with the method you describe. Just use a stove or hotplate like a normal human being.
That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about salvaging a toaster that you've accidentally got cheese in and can't use anymore.
Howdy-doodly-doo! I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Both of these are from gpt-3 i think, which came out a couple years before chat-gpt and really isn't that much worse.
Its interesting how these things that the media catches on to (ai, 'the metaverse', crypto, etc) have all been around for many years with almost the same capabilities before they become popular.
His pinch game wasnt strong enough. Find an owner with more respect for the delicate arts of lazy cooking
Just toast the bread separately first and melt the cheese in a microwave. Add a microwaved egg and some mayo if you have the time.