this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2023
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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I cant believe shrek and batman are rainbow dashes grandparents, this sonic lore is wild

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Atleast Shreck didn't eat Sonic this time.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

batman+shrek=sonic is a new one to me.

not sure i wanna jump into that rabbit hole.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That second one is gorgeous though. I'd buy that.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ikr, they look so happy together

Lol. I meant top right.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just a normal day. Batman impregnated Shrek with Sonic the Hedgehog..

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I know we laugh at them but it is better to channel those dark urges into art vs real life.

[–] laxmanndhotre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

cringes

"Batman kinda..."

removes sock*

[–] georgette@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So does Batman in this scenario turn into Shrekman, because he is in love with Shrek, like Fiona did in the movie?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nah, he'd just turn into an ogre, and become Batogre.

I'd love to see Batogre fight Bane tbh.

Bane's all "I hear you, hiding in the darkness, BATMAN. Clumsy today, aren't we?I shall break you again- DIOS MIO"

sounds of Bane's back breaking

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Batogre is real fucking close to rat ogre.

Yes-yes praise-worship the great-mighty horned bat!

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You mearly adopted the swamp. I was born and molded by the swamp.

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

And all of tumblr

[–] Adrian123478@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

That first one is just minos prime from Ultrakill

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Fanfic is a great parallel reality to be!

[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Have you heard the "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it" quote? They meant it, huh?