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[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

DnD characters don't have to get drug tested for work

Lucky bastards

[-] Neato@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

DND characters are given drugs for work. Potions are just homebrew drugs.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 11 months ago

My alchemist would ace that drug test, he's been studying

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

New D&D players: "I wish I was a badass like my character."

Intermediates: "Haha my bard disguised as a fighter just fell down a mineshaft what an ignominous end. Hey DM, for my next character, are you cool with lawful-good-aligned clerics of chaotic neutral deities? God I do not envy my characters but they are so fucking funny."

Veterans: "My character is just me except fantasy."

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

don't give your characters a tragic backstory. give them a tragic **front**story

[-] Neato@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Tragic backstories are sad things that happened before the player took over.

Tragic frontstories are awful things that happened because the player took over.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

What do you mean?! No bungee jumping without a rope was not a bad idea! I knew what I was doing!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Sounds like someone isn't role-playing hard enough.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Oh, c'mon, you know you're strong.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Debatable.

I mean not even. I simply am not. Physical or emotional. My boy got a 20 Strength and family who cares and supports him. Mine is closer to 12 and no external support network

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

12 is still above average!

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

You have us!

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'd love to have horns and a tail, and an otherworldly devilish charisma. Not sure about the racism I'd end up on the receiving end of though

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago

I just want to fireball people who piss me off.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If Baldur's Gate 3 is any indication, you will be endlessly profiled, imprisoned, and rejected.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But also hot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You dropped this: \

Edit, FYI, the reason it's missing is because the text interpreter treats it as an escape for the underscore. You have to escape the backslash too, so you need to type 3 of them, like this:

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago

Well that's a given in most games, unless you're going to lengths to depict your character as particularly homely.

[-] Razzazzika@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Wife and I were just talking about thr rise of D&D and the isekai genre in media and how overly popular both are right now. Like, seriously anywhere is better than planet earth right now.

[-] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago

In D&D I can live out my fantasies of having enough agency in my life to do something about the end of the world brought about by megalomaniacal bastards, and having positive net worth.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

My character's village was wiped out by a necromancer and he's currently an undead abomination out for revenge. I think I'm fine where I am.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

This movie should have been named A Divorce Story, and then promptly dumped into the ocean. What the fuck was the point of the thing? It's just a two hour long exposé into misery.

[-] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 3 points 11 months ago

What the fuck was the point of this thing?

It's just a two hour long exposé into misery.

I mean, yeah.

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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