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[–] GONADS125@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Worthless trolls. They're not hacktivists if they're leaking innocent government employees' personal information for the most cringeworthy demands possible. I've had to deal with data breach shit like this in the health industry.

Are these dipshits so self-deluded that they really believe they're some sort of activists? I thought Anonymous was cringeworthy enough... At least they aren't such pricks.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I mean of anything this just begs to the fact that our federal NetSec is about as useful as a "do not enter" sign on an unlocked door.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Meh, they're never going to give in to any demands under any circumstances so the next best thing you can do (besides doing something more productive with your life) is do it for the memes.

Just think if they hacked them trying to get the government to enact free healthcare or lower taxes, the outcome would have been the exact same.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It continues to be the case that there's a surprising intersection between the technology community and furries.

[–] Forester@yiffit.net 38 points 11 months ago
[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Depending on your age there was Roxy, Maid Marion, Gadget, and probably another dozen anthropomorphic cartoon animal women who were friendly, approachable, and generally built as the kind of woman that a shy nerdy kid would like. It's not that surprising that some portion of folks who like computers more than they like people also like anthropomorphized animals better than they like people.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ok seriously what the fuck did I do wrong to get stuck in this timeline?

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The instant you decided to spell Wendsday as Wednesday it was already too late.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Very specific, I’m listening

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

For dimension jumpers, if you make this mistake you fucked up, you went too far.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Should we talk about February?

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Was it me what?

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 9 points 11 months ago

This is so insane, I went full circle to "there's no way these guys are that stupid, they must actually be on to something!"

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Does anyone remember #lulzsec?

Same feels.

Or am I getting lulzsec mixed up with #antisec. One was just hacking random things (at the FBI's instruction) for no real reason and the other was mostly just hactivism.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

God, schmod. I want my monkey-man!

[–] sour@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

nyet, is no me

[–] JunctionSystem@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Cat: A nuclear lab isn't even in the right field to make human-animal hybrids.