It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. π€π€π€
Doing the Lord's work
Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children's futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.
Will nobody stop this madmanβ½
Some madmen aren't meant to be stopped
[Insert Michael Caine Dark Knight quote here]
Evil is when you get two kids that order nuggets you only put an extra in one and watch them fight over it.
Or take one nugget from one bag and put it in the other, plus an extra nugget
Hohohoho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy's that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you're the real heroes.
The end of night special is a glorious thing. It's the modern day equivalent of the end of a rainbow
Kid is lucky buddy was working the nuggies though.
I did this when I worked at McDonald's for a week lol. Their training was the worst of any job I've ever had
I took worked at McDonald's for a week and also routinely didn't count nuggets and filled that bitch up.
Eventually I realized this was intentional design because the extra nugget barely fits
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blesses nuggie orders
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thinks he's evil
Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonaldβs location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.
Still worth it!
so wholesome, praise the devil and their devilish ways!