this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Slartibartfass@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still better than Troi-Cake

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Cellular peptides, yum.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, if I was going to replicate meat, I'd replicate it pre-sliced.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With the deli slime on it too?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

If that's what you're into.

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe it's not replicated meat, but instead they keep a selection of turkeys and other live animals in transporter stasis until needed.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Enterprise-A gets a fully-staffed kitchen, but the Enterprise-D doesn't.

Looks like they used to cook turkey the old fashioned way on the Enterprise for their Thanksgiving with Chancellor Gorkon, but oh no, real baked turkey is just too hard for the 24th century and their replicators.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Given their whisk has only 1 wire, that's no surprise.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

O'Brien's real job.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

I literally just quoted this lol

Is that Tony Todd? I feel like that's Tony Todd

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking space commies would celebrate Genocide Day.

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Setting birds on fire and beating potatoes into pulp, just as our forefathers intended