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submitted 10 months ago by MakerThe11@lemm.ee to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Im scared of the staplegunman

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[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago
[-] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 30 points 10 months ago
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[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 23 points 10 months ago

you wouldn't download a child

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.

[-] moreeni@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

And that's why you need punctuation kids.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.

[-] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

I emphatically would NOT download a child.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

[-] Oka@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 46 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't download a kid.

[-] occhineri@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago
[-] vasco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.

[-] crowbar@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago
[-] vasco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago
[-] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

It's like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 38 points 10 months ago

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

[-] BitingChaos@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

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[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!

RIP Brett

[-] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago
[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

y he do dis

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

And that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!

[-] Gregorech@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That's why you, shouldn't pirate kids!

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Back to your room, Shatner

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't download a kid

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

No they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.

[-] lukas@lemmy.haigner.me 2 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't download a fridge

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 months ago

Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.

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[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

[-] keksi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

[-] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

[-] Sygheil@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[-] TronCat@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago

Ȳ̷͉o̶̮̓u̸̗͘ ̶͉̏k̸͖̑ṇ̵͘ò̸͚ẁ̷̲ ̷͚͑i̸͂͜t̷̖̓'̸͙́s̴̡̅ ̸͖̈́ì̸̩l̷̮̉l̵̞͑ë̶̡́g̴̬̒ä̶̖l̸̹̔ ̷̫͂t̸̯̒o̷̅ͅ ̸̣̌d̵̹͗o̸͎̾ẇ̵̖n̸͎͋l̶̼̋ơ̵̫ā̸͈d̵̞̈́ ̵͇̈c̶̅ͅǫ̴̒p̸͍̆y̷͙̎r̸̮͠i̶͔͋g̷̜̍ȟ̴̯ẗ̷͓́ê̶͉d̶̖̎ ̴̖̃m̴͈̔ǘ̸̠s̴͎̾í̶͙c̴͙̎

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[-] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

All the comments are just pure gold.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

The production value is better than GOT season 7

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

[-] bartleby1@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

[-] Martymoo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials

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