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[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 95 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

the sun is bright, this guy on the other hand....

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago

...Makes the rest if us look smarter!

It has it's uses, that's all I'm gonna say

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 59 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I totally agree. corrolarily, I'm always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And they should move all the deer crossing signs to different roads so the deer don't have to cross where they're so likely to get hit

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Hahaha, damn right!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i can’t believe no one else has thought of this, especially since we know how good clouds are at holding water

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Exactly, they're sky sponges, we've mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it's some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.

Write your local congressman

Show them how useful clouds can be

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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

This is how Libertarians see government.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Well fuck, Republicans are right, the Department of Education is a waste of money.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why didn't they just put sun at night though?

[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They do, homie, they fuckin do. Errrrrrbody in this section smokin that pro-moon flav-r-ade tho. you can’t trust no one bro

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Don't trust this guy. He's clearly a shill for Big Sun.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

That's some real water is wet insight right there, 10/10

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 10 points 11 months ago (6 children)

And from whom does the moon get its light? \s

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 32 points 11 months ago

It charges up during the day like one of those glow in the dark stickers, obviously.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reeeeaaaalllly long USB plug. Duh

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hmm that can't be it. USB cables are only supposed to be like 3m long.

The moon's... further.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 4 points 11 months ago

That’s what the government wants you to believe.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 7 points 11 months ago

The moon is a solar panel superstructure

source: trust me bro

[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Jesus the moon definitely got it's light from him

[–] sour@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

no question ._.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 6 points 11 months ago

Ah Terry Pratchett. Mortimer was it, right? I have mostly read the French translations so I might be wrong here.