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[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one

[โ€“] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 23 points 11 months ago

It's called patina ๐Ÿ˜’.

[โ€“] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere -- you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

[โ€“] aaaa@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'm confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?

[โ€“] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now that's a pole for a Festivus parade.

[โ€“] 200ok@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ Is this the grand finale float?

[โ€“] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.

[โ€“] 200ok@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

The state of the economy in Ontario.

[โ€“] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

It's not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it's the tow hitch.

[โ€“] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Or 3 hard booty drops

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I'm already putting my pasties on in expectation.

[โ€“] Ryan213@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Does it come with a stripper??

[โ€“] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably not the kind you're going to want to see.

[โ€“] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

[โ€“] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

It comes with paint stripper...

[โ€“] DNOS@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago

Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night ... Double function double price ...

I have so many questions

[โ€“] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?