1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.

2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit

Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I'm bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

Zombie outbreak and owning a jeep? Now you got two problems!

I'll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I'll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

LOL, imagine thinking a motorcycle or jeep would do you any damn good (especially after the gas you can siphon from abandoned cars has gone bad), when what you really need is a bicycle. Bikepackers and touring cyclists will be the kings of the apocalypse.

Water purifier - clean water is essential

Fire Axe - for fire wood collection as well as wood based structures for shelter and defense. Also it is a decent weapon that takes relatively little skill to effectively wield.

German Shepard - loyal and lethal companionship, living thinking alarm bell, will instinctively assist in protection/attacking, could be trained to track game. Will gladly accept food scraps, the bones and flesh of my enemies, and pets as payment for services rendered.

Body armor - reduces risk of infection through scratches to body as well as mild protection against various weapons. Also an added insulative thermal layer for the cold. Body plate can be replaced with old thinkpads as needed

4 video cameras. I shall trade for all the above with the only source of amateur pornography.

4 German shepards for having sex with (i am a white woman from the American south)

Almost nobody picks the katana. Even the people who pick it mocking the sword!

I can't really blame them because they didn't give you the option to pick the complete set for the katana to shine. If you use it with fedora you can teleport behind the zombies and kill them!

Nobody knows that the katana has this hidden skill bonus if you use it with fedora because this hidden mechanic only passed to the few chosen people in the secret society hidden under the house that people like to call "the basement"

Is the German Shepard a rescue? Anyway that and the camcorder. I'm making cute dog videos

Four chain saws

come at me bro

Body armor, first aid kit, machete, water purifier.

If you choose anything that requires fuel or electricity/batteries you're fucked.

Water purifier: you need water to live. Otherwise you'll die in 3 days.

Jeep: While not the most reliable, they can go off-road and can also be a source of shelter in lieu of a house or tent.

AK: Extremely reliable and easy to service. 7.62 ammo can be harder to come by depending on where you live, but regardless, the AK is a solid weapon.

Fire Axe: Good for chopping down trees, cracking heads or breaking down doors. The practicality is what makes it the better option

Gas will expire eventually and you could just hotwire one of the many abandoned cars anyways, if the roads aren't blocked by said cars. Bullets will run out unless you find a gun shop, in which case you get guns anyways. Water purifying is easy enough to do without a machine.

My picks would be German Shepherd, Axe, First Aid, and Radio.

There's a reason we domesticated dogs, they are useful in so many different ways like hunting, defense, and security (and companionship). Especially German Shepherds, you can see the damage they do when used by police.

Axes are survivalist 101 and some are practically multi tools despite being simple.

First Aid because infections, zombie or not, are the real killers throughout history.

The radio's more of a gamble, but it's your best chance to find a new settlement, monke strong together and all that. Also you can maybe stay informed on what's happening in other parts of the country. (And it lets me flex my Amateur Radio License).

Camera, motorcycle, ak-47, radio

I call this loadout "twitch streamer of the apocalypse"

• Armor, provided it comes with a helmet & is bite-/scratch-resistant
• Doggo, because sensing danger is important & loneliness would almost be a bigger killer than zombies,
• Machete, as a tool & method of defense
• Water purifier, provided it doesn't require an outlet of some kind

My beloved crowbar didnt even make the list :(

Which four will I be least likely to kill myself by tripping over in the night?

I read Max Brook's "Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z". The choice is very clear for me. Armor, suppressed pistol, machete, purifier.

Depends where you live. A lot of this stuff can be acquired afterwards.

As an Aussie, firearms are very hard to come across. Also, I've never fired a gun before, so I would pick the shotgun because I know my terrible aim would be mitigated somewhat.

Water purifier. Duh.

Fire axe. Utility + weapon.

Tent. I live close to nature, so my game plan is to stock up on nonperishables and go camp for as long as I can, and hope that the zombies have thinned out by the time I need to start scavaging

• Water purifier because I need water!!!!!
• first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
• flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
• machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon

Shotgun, ak-47, pistol, katana. I don't want to live long term in a zombie apocalypse, just need the firepower for a bit of fun before I go. After I run out of ammo for the shotgun and the AK, I use the pistol to kill myself - the katana is just in case I get caught short at close range

Why AK-47? 7.62 × 39 mm would be kinda hard to loot for this audience.

Fast zombies or slow zombies?

I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

Flashlight, machete, first aid, water purifier.

Vehicles require fuel, and weapons require ammo. I dont know why I'd need a gas mask either.