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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You think that feels good? Wait until the end of Don't Dump December and you push that baby out.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

We’re doing a whole month now? I thought it was just 3 days.

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

3 days is for beginners. We mastered that so now it's time for the real deal.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

The Big league!

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

The trick is to replace your oatmeal with Portland cement.

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

congratulations on your new child

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Congrats 🤝... oh wait... god damn it, which hand did you use? 🤦

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 25 points 11 months ago

After 30 days?
None, but both are sticky

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

~~Or 61 days, if you came from Locktober~~

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Do people actually do this Internet meme?

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Apparently some idiots do. They must love cancer

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Johanno@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

not fapping for a month may increase tge chance of not detecting cancer or sth. like that

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 11 months ago

You can freely assume anyone that does is at least hanging around incel spheres, and has some Peterson videos they want you to watch.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

That's nonsense

[-] N00b22@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

I was here before this post gets removed

[-] Squid@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago

I list after day three. My wife was going to do it with me too

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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