Presentation ends
Everyone claps
Chairs push themselves in, cutting everyone in half
Well, the meeting was about cutting expenses.
Final destination type shit lmao
I'm so going to "accidentally" clap my hand in the middle of a meeting
Robot chairs, but still using a white board from the 90s
This perfectly describes Japan. The nation of advanced robotics and businesses that still communicate by fax.
? What do you use instead of a whiteboard?
Smartboards are much smaller than most room-sized whiteboards and are infinitely more expensive. Smartboards have certain use cases, but in many situations they don't make sense.
Those things look tiny! I don't know where the idea is going in the first place, and I need lots of space for bad ideas and wrong turns.
A lot of work went into making this minor convenience.
Wall-E
I wouldn't be mad of they were called Chair-E
Cool as an experiment. Real world use seems limited. Much cheaper to hire an administrative assistant to clean up after each meeting, since the tabletop also needs tidying.
Can we put this tech on shopping carts?
All I can imagine is someone clapping at a presentation.
Then the chairs going crazy like ant panic. (While people ride them) 🤣
NOW DO THIS WITH SHOPPING CARTS
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