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seems like it works as a shit post
What tune is this supposed to go to?
Christmas Shoes.
I need to know as well. This is the kind of shit my wife and I do daily. Haha
First real shitpost I've seen on this sub in months.
Beautiful
If you're trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.
lol you don't have to out yourself like that bud, I'm sure you'll get past the shallow stage of a relationship eventually.
"Bud?" Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You're calling me "Bud?" I'm glad I'm not your wife.
by the sound of it me too hahaha. idk why you wanna claim bud for guys but you have a good one ma'am
Sex is great but have you ever tried having a captive audience for every awful joke you can think of?
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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