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[–] hikikoma@ani.social 87 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking scorny, yours is better

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

(To be fair, I think it's referencing Futurama)

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

You need to watch Futurama's "Amazon Women In The Mood."

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I generally am.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 39 points 10 months ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

True, we hate.

[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ratman150@sh.itjust.works 54 points 10 months ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

When the humussy meets the angussy