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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Time for my favorite image again.

[-] milkjug@lemmy.wildfyre.dev 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's way too big a trombone compared to my world's tiniest violin.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah? IS your violin the world's tiniest? Because mine's pretty damn tiny..

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't worry, if we tell them we're playing the Sonata for Fuck Giuliani in C-Major, they'll buy it.

[-] wowbyowen@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

Shouldn't this clown be living in a tent by now?

[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Behind bars atleast.

[-] milkjug@lemmy.wildfyre.dev 7 points 10 months ago

A man can only dream.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wow still talking about this. Our entire civilization is run by bitter twisted freaks who can not take a hit and push through. Man is bankrupt, career destroyed, legacy broken, unable to work in his chosen profession, divorced, disowned by his own children and still can't fucking move on. No, he still continues to double-down. He continues to bring up what broke him.

[-] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Still hoping the Orange Cheeto will swoop in and save him…

[-] vamp07@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

This man is, and has always been a train wreck 

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