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[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Aragorn's an 80 year old homeless man who probably hasn't had a bath in a while.

I doubt that coconut and sandlewood would be the dominant scents there is all I'm saying.

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I reckon Elrond has quite a high standard of personal hygiene, especially if one was to lay with his daughter.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Aragorn being given the elven hose treatment Rambo style.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

"it's powdered sugar"

"It's delicious"

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Well that image is now stuck in my head forever...

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

He bathed in rivendell because he knew arwen was gonna come around

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago

Legolas: I feel a slight tingling sensation. Aragorn: ride hard!

[-] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 21 points 10 months ago

Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

You’re gonna hafta toss me!

[-] shice@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

This is gold

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

This sounds like a something Éowyn would think of. Smells better than her other candle, "living in a townhouse with Faramir"

[-] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Well, after the war Eowyn and Faramir lived their lives in Emyn Arnen, a hilly region in the north of Ithilien. And given he was a captain of Gondor, I doubt their house was less than a manor.

Besides that, what's wrong with a nice town house in the upper rings of Minas Tirith?

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Suddenly I can hear Careless Whisper playing on an elven flute.

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