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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Carbon dioxide is bodily waste and we aren't weirded out by trees craving it.

[–] armus@startrek.website 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bashir: Wait, are the trees male or female?
Garak: Should that make a difference?
Bashir: It makes a difference!

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Speak for yourself... filthy trees.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

I don't want to hear any kink-shaming out of you, you slutty little salamander

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Goddamn triffids are at it again

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So does the Holodeck get rid of your bodily waste when it ends program or does it just fall out of the hologram toilet? And if the former, is that how all toilets work in the Federation?

[–] armus@startrek.website 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Was just about to post this:

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I also love how it's bleeped out what type of filter it is but even with how quick he says it and the mouth movement there's no way it isn't "cum filter".

[–] armus@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Jerry O'connel's delivery here just kills me

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I forgot about that. But that begs the question on whether the real toilets also have a shit filter.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In the first episode of tng, Wesley and Data explain that the "simpler" parts of the holodeck scenery is actually replicated, not just projected. I think this was primarily meant to explain how Wesley could walk into the corridors still dripping wet.

But that means at least the water and rocks are real, so when they "end program" it has to reclaim the replicated bits. And that's how we ended up with "if you don't shut down the holodeck safely, it reclaims everyone still inside" in one of the early episodes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was going to type in the commands you used to put in to hang up the hard disk and close DOS in the 80s/90s, but dear gods I've forgotten. I've finally forgotten.

[–] armus@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

14/f/cali, you?

[–] getseclectic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yesssss that was it. Thank you.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Nah they don't have toilets. They just use transportation to get it out automatically whenever it's there. /s

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean, everything is recycled right? So they make it gas, energy, food, or whatever. So the real question is are you okay with bodily waste being atomized and given back to you?

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Unless everybody gets real cool about recycled air and water real quick, this space fleet isn’t going anywhere far

[–] Landmammals@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

They can convert matter and energy back and forth. The food is created from energy, there's no recycling

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Holodecks are scary. If you don't know what's real anymore, what stops you from taking a dump directly on the bridge (and no it's probably not Worf who stops you in time).