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My Ex loves to swat (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by elcheaponcod@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 101 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They'd shoot the cats too, but those fuckers are just too small and fast.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We need more grenades

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They throw the grenades in the cribs, none left for cats

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Babies are slow and weak, perfect targets for the biggest gang who constantly fears for their lives

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey, it was just a flashbang.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Jesus this should be on antiquememeroadshow. I think I first saw it on 4chan in like 2009.

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Still highly relevant.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

It is very crispy

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

unfortunately, still relevant

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[+] RORSCHACH@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 146 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (35 children)

In the US, we have these dangerous things called no knock warrants for stupid shit like drugs.

Often, they bust into a house on one of these, and just preemptively kill the dogs whether or not it was necessary and whether or not they find what they were looking for.

Also often, they BREACH THE WRONG HOUSE and kill some unrelated person's dog.

I think the US had a good cop once, but the other cops shot em.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the US had a good cop once, but the other cops shot em.

If I was a baddie and working with honest people, I'd remove them from my baddie club because they will fuck up my plans.

ACAB, because the bastards chased out the good guys.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's true. I know one good cop, my cousin. He joined because he wanted to help protect people. He lasted two years before quitting due to the corruption and hypocrisy. He's now an insurance salesman.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Damn, cop to insurance salesman! Does your cousin have a humiliation fetish?

Edit: just a joke, guys.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hah! I figured you were joking. He actually makes a decent income from selling and managing his accounts. It IS telling that he'd rather sell insurance than be a cop. If I had to choose between the two, I'd sell all my possessions and live in the forest.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The only good cop.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Incredible. He said in no uncertain terms that the shootings were in response to their corruption, and in return they open fire on two unrelated civilian cars while trying to find him.

Just incredible.

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[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Man, the fact that cops attacked 3 completely unrelated people during that is pretty awful. Their vehicles didn't even match his

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It's a shame he did some truly fucked up shit in the end. Hard to hold up as an example when he goes after families.

But yeah, that all happened because he tried to be a good cop in the LAPD. They can't have that.

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[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Police are one of the top reasons for dog deaths in America. There’s basically no recourse if police shoot your dog, because they can just claim it was aggressive and/or they were worried it would attack them. Dogs don’t have any legal rights as far as the law is concerned, so there’s basically nothing the general public can do if the police kill your dog.

If you ever need to call the police to your house, the first thing you should do while you wait for them to arrive is to put as many locks between the police and your dog(s) as possible. Put their kennels in a locked room, if possible. Because if the police come into direct contact with them, there’s a very good chance that the dog won’t survive. Even if your dog is 100% friendly.

[–] yuriy@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Even if you dog is 100% friendly AND kenneled!! The locked room part of this advice is very important!

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[–] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

The funniest part is that there actually is a dog hand signal for swat teams

[–] _Sprite@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

ifunny.co

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

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[–] doctorn@r.nf 3 points 10 months ago

Cops are like a box of chocolates...

...they'll kill your dog.

      - Gorrest Fump

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