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[–] earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works 54 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I love all of these names, but I still mourn that “Abolish ICE” was rejected.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

I understand them not wanting to get political but, damn, that's too good to pass up.

[–] InigoMontoyota@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

As a dad, I also loved all these names.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a no more Mr ice guy and a snow more Mr ice guy.

[–] vamputer@infosec.pub 3 points 10 months ago

I like to imagine whoever named No More Mr. Ice Guy said "yeah, that's the name. Lock it in," and then like 5 minutes later went "WAIT NO HOLD ON I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING"

And they just held onto it until the next one needed to be named

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I hope this is real. My parents live not too far from there.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of Factorio

[–] DredUnicorn@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There is a grit machine where I'm from called Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure it’s Betty WhiteOut yall…

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I see three named after songs ("Mr. Sandman," "Sweet Caro-brine," and "Every day I'm Shovelin'"). Did I miss any?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Snowbody Like You (Scorpions - Nobody Like You)

No/Snow More Mr. Ice Guy (Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy)

Snow Diggity (Blackstreet, Dr. Dre - No Diggity)

Blizzard of Oz (Ozzy Osbourne album Blizzard of Ozz)

License to Chill (probably Beastie Boys album License to Ill)

[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My guess is License to Chill is more of an homage to James Bond’s License to Kill, which predates the Beastie Boys

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 10 months ago

Myea, the last two are probably movie references, but I saw a theme and I went with it.

[–] RusAD@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

And I think Blizzard of Oz is a reference to Wizard of Oz which predated Ozzy for quite a bit

[–] fritolay@lemmy.one 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No more mr ice guy

Snow more mr ice guy

Snow diggity

[–] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That's amazing

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Looks like Plow Bunyan went down his own street. All the rest are hitting major streets. Looked like he was doing some residential goodness.

Darth Blader is way too close to the Koch Industries property… we do NOT want those two joining forces!

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm the Hipplowplapotamus

My rhymes are bottomless...

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The "namey mc nameface" type of naming is becoming so normal, soon we will have children called SaraMcSaraface or DylanMcDylanface.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

That's a dick tracy villain.