this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But does it have probiotics?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And grade A cheese* juice concentrate

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*Cheese-like lard based product

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't forget MSG and salt!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

American “food”

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you're not that far off: https://www.foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-8414617

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 15 points 2 years ago

Every day we stray further from God’s light

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But you haven't even tried it 😂

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Dondrinkdos.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

But look how happy that woman is! It must be good. Advertisers wouldn't lie.

Best invention since my shitbucket.

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

CHEWING IS THE BEST PART

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I think it would be a fun one off tbh

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Necessity is the mother of invention

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.