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The giga crystal (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] db2@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

Sadly we all know at least one person who would, with a straight face and not a hint of irony, proclaim this to be real. 🤦

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 21 points 9 months ago

6...I know 6 people who despite seemingly being rational would see noting wrong with this....

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I mean, they should be concerned, I’ve used my crystals to send them psychic attacks for months now.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Fuckin gitem!

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 months ago

Holy fuck, I’m sorry for your situation. I undoubtedly know someone who thinks this way; I’m just unaware of anyone who does. Six openly sharing such beliefs is alarming.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

They're family too, 4 of em anyway, 2 are coworkers, easy enough to just not engage with family, but coworkers is a different matter...

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

The only crime here is that moustache

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

The crime is the clearly weighted d20 he’s going to try to bring to the game on Friday night claiming he only wants to use his own dice for his character.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 9 months ago

Protip: you can quickly check a bunch of plastic dice for bias by floating them in a cup of salt water and rolling them around.

[-] turddle@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Prepare to get brain blasted

[-] JohnnyH842@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] lemerchand@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago
[-] hips_and_nips@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Tight butthole.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?

Uh...I'm asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 9 months ago

For getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:

[-] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

The Timekeeper

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 9 months ago

The term is tin foil but they aren't made out of tin anymore and are pretty thin so it's more accurate the way you put it.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

If that person really believes in the post, don't waste any energy or effort to save him or her...

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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