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First things first (media.kbin.social)
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[-] unreachable@lemmy.my.id 21 points 1 year ago

don't dead open inside

[-] MiddleKnight@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

It always bothers me when it says "no smoking" first and then "safety first" second. If you are serious about safety first, put it first!

[-] FiskFisk33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If it's carrying something like gas, this ordering is probably very safety oriented.

[-] CobaltLion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"First; a cigarette, then we can start fueling the ship.. safely"

[-] eatisaiy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Could be worse, could be all the same colour

[-] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We can smoke if we want to

We can leave our safety behind

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Cause your safety don't smoke and if it don't smoke

Well, it no safety of mine

[-] Richie030@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Russian First Amendment

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I like the way this ship captain thinks!

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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