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Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ (startrek.website)
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[-] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing "-eth" on a random number of words.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

In the beginning, God said, "Let there be light reps". And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.

[-] metostopholes@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago
[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

It's like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D

[-] mossberg590@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?

[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Truly the king of kings

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

and jesus turned to his apostles and said: "TAKE THIS!", "ALL OF YOU!"

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

𝟏𝟐 π‡πˆπ“ π‚πŽπŒππŽ

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems!

[-] sheepishly@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2024
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