The PCs. The party are the real monsters in any campaign. That old woman hoodwinked is out of 2gp. KILL HER.

To be fair, he can't afford that quality of writing.

How do you explain Minnesota then?

It's a feature, not a bug. We have 10,000 lakes because MN is a sponge being squeezed.

Isn't that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?