Christianity is fantasy roleplaying. They're all trying to convince each other to join the table, and they get mad if you break character. Like they expect everyone to be method actors or something. Smh.

I mean, they keep telling me that their clerics have real spells. But I've never been able to wholly suspend disbelief.

Every campaign I run is about the evils of colonialism and capitalism, so…yes?

Of all the things that are hurting America, this one isn't even worth mentioning. Hell dude, it's probably helping Americans. What a strange topic to fixate on.

Every time I level up, a bible spontaneously combusts.

Raise your hand if part of your love of TTRPGs is still due to rebellion against fundie christian parents even many years later.

Me, does scifi role-playing instead.

Guess me and my friends gotta meet up a few more times a week.

Always Chaotic Evil

And I'm gaining levels.

To be honest, now DnD is played even in evangelical circles. The same journal published 2 months after this article an other one which defends our game.

Good.

Memes are a thing where transphobes use references to movies made by trans people to make their points, and leftists use references fascist propaganda in movies to make theirs. Neither group seems to understand the irony of it.