I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.
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Or being gay π―
As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn't pre-op trans.
well then you just gotta be trans too
No? They can still identify as a man.
What I'm saying is two trans people of the same gender/same asab can be gay, and thus for each of them their partner is trans but they won't be able to get pregnant
Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.
Don't wanna be that guy but I'm a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don't call it "Antibabypille". "die Pille" is what most people just call it
Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.
Still canβt compete with English word order strictness.
Matters little, word order does.
Ohio
gambare gambare senpai
Ohio go sigh mass!
Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.
How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.
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... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?
If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.
Virginity Control Effectiveness