this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?

[–] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't you hug the garbage, Mr. Zoidberg?

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First off, it's Dr. I didn't get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.

Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?

[–] Agamemnon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only when the food asks to be hugged. ...which it usually does. :P

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If people are what they eat why are you human?

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I actually wish lemmy had purchasable awards like reddit. At least the money would go to people I actually want to support

my eyes are blurry does that say awards or swords

[–] AveragePotato@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of the trash bags have kitchen waste in them. Sometimes, when I'm carrying them down the stairs, they touch my skin and the liquid (mostly water) starts dripping down my legs.

[–] cleftalhorizon@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

you guys have liquid in your trash bags?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 year ago

Are you suggesting I piss in the sink?

[–] keeeener@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cat food juices mainly for me... sometimes the tins break through the bag and it dribbles down the bag. other stuff I tend to dump in sink drain prior, yeah, the liquid thing never made sense to me tbh

[–] amenotef@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Especially in the compost one.

[–] AveragePotato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Liquid as in water from the trash bags in the kitchen. Rarely happens tho.

I bring the entire garbage can with me. Not today, fermented mystery garbage juice.

[–] cmrn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This post just made me not take out the trash. I’m not risking it. Maybe I’ll be stronger tomorrow.

[–] Blazingflames6073@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know my strengths well. I'll let it collect for a week.

[–] cavveman@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago

Rookie numbers. Wait 1 year or more. That way you can use it as fertiliser/soil.

[–] Disgustoid@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

You can do it! I have faith in you!

(Also resisting taking out the trash, um...because it's drizzling and gloomy outside )

[–] vidumec@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

if you wait long enough, it will dry up! Good luck!

[–] EdyBolos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You need to take out the trash more often

[–] wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, just wash ur legs

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I physically cringed.

Use better bags...

[–] AveragePotato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I do. Am sharing this because shit happened to me once or twice.

[–] Blazingflames6073@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I laughed to the point that I had to put my phone down on my bed lol. The caption and image suited each other too well.

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Just kill me now.

hate world revenge soon take out on everyone

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