EmoDuck

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

"Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff"

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Italy has always looked like a boot, it's just that back in the day boots looked very different

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it's institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

"Nobody asked for this" is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it

THEREFORE, I'M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING

There, the next time somebody asks "Who asked for this?" send them here and tell them I did

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period

Birn too late to joins Westerners fighting a proxy war in Korea

Born too early to join Africans fight a proxy war in Antarctica

Born just in time to join Koreans fight a proxy war in the West