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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 54 points 9 months ago

Are you suggesting my scrotum isn't cute?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 37 points 9 months ago

Better post a pic so we can judge

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes.

Prove me wrong.

(Plz don’t actually.. I can’t handle that much awe in one lifetime)

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 42 points 9 months ago

It looks like a severed tongue.

Ask me how I know.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 9 months ago
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago
[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

the cat told me, he's been very chatty since

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

He can't say

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Are you guys that smooth and hairless?

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 16 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah, gotta keep it dolphin-with-a-brazilian smooth. The trick is to skip the shaving, waxing and Nair style stuff. Just use a Zippo and burn the hairs off. Baby smooth in no time.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 9 months ago

Never in my life have I ever seen a human scrotum look like that. Is that like hentai nutsack or something?

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Just too many smooth skin texture mods.

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

You haven't looked at enough scrotums, get to work!

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not very scrotum-like. But also not very heart-like.

[-] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

imo more scrote than heart

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Title of your autobiography!

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I had a hair on my screen so I was convinced

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

To me that looks like pale mans lower back and ass

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago

Claymation nudity strikes again!

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago

That barely looks like a heart on a good day.

[-] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 15 points 9 months ago

Getting closer to anatomically accurate hearts

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It's a jackhammer-subtle way to say "I want my balls in your mouth".

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
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[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 9 months ago

It least it looks like the picture on the wrapper this time.

[-] Walop@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

So... It's historically accurate? The "heart" symbol doesn't really look like an actual heart and may have been modelled after a bum or a scrotum. Or the seed of a plant used as a contraceptive.

[-] Granixo@feddit.cl 7 points 9 months ago
[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Looks like Hank Hill's butt.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I saw a tongue.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Awesome I can’t wait to get these on sale after Valentines

[-] kindenough@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

hehe, balls

[-] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

o+<3<
So it’s not a heart?

[-] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
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[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee -3 points 8 months ago

Looks like early death from diabetes and heart disease.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

It's one candy. Yea if you eat them all the time it's an issue. But I can have a cookie or candy every once in awhile and it won't kill me anymore than anything else will.

[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

Reese's has annual sales of over $2,000,000,000. There's no doubt they put many thousands of people in the ground every single year.

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